It took seconds to secure this fucking website.
None of those other fucking websites have SSL/TLS certificates despite how fucking simple it is to set them up. Not only is this website secure, but it's also just as perfect and beautiful as those other sites:
You might not know it, but setting up a SSL/TLS security certificate is easy. Lets Encrypt keeps easy-ass documentation to walk you through the process like a bunch of fucking heroes.
I love what the creators of those other sites have done but my point is that it's super duper easy to secure a site these days. Come on, you guys! Fuck!. Websites are broken by default, they are functional, high-performing, and accessible, but they're also fucking insecure. You and all the other web developers out there need to make them not total shit.
"Insecure websites are fucking stupid."
- Abraham Lincoln
Inspired by the geniuses behind motherfuckingwebsite.com and bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com.
This page—that's fucking secure—was created by me.